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smalldickery 

Behavior which is emotionally consistent with having an extremely small penis. In general, this includes pettiness, overcompensation, whining, backbiting, or jealousy.
Oh, Jacques Chirac is just engaging in his usual smalldickery.
smalldickery by Heywood Jablohmi August 27, 2006

Penile Smalliosis

A penis so small that its medically documented and diagnosed
Nick: I just got diagnosed with Penile smalliosis
John: Red has dick problems too, hes so big that I need to push him around in a wheelchair

Gearing up for smallies 

Gearing up for smallies simply means you are doing everything in your power to get the inside advantage on catching long dong small mouth bass. This is not limited to- buying OD rats, buying Baby FishEverything haters, buying split ring pliers from your local Walmart at 11 o’clock pm and or slapping so many slaps on your fishing vessel of choice that you nearly double it’s resale value.
“ Hey Philip, you want to go fish for some bass?”

“Ya Adrian!”

“Phil what’s taking so long?”

“Sorry man been Gearing up for smallies, you know how long that can take.”

Oh my bad Phil, ya I understand that.”

Betty swallocks 

Shit man! that session gave me Betty Swallocks init!
Betty swallocks by frankf urta February 26, 2011

Na Smallies

Na Smallies : it's a Nigerian slang which means , it's normal ,cool ,alright, no problem ,calm
Tony ,I misplaced your calculator , na smallies
Na Smallies by Dayveed Eyo December 27, 2019

Betty Swallocks 

Betty Swallocks by Nasty Pasty February 17, 2003