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smalldickery
Behavior which is emotionally consistent with having an extremely small penis. In general, this includes pettiness, overcompensation, whining, backbiting, or jealousy.
smalldickery by Heywood Jablohmi August 27, 2006
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Penile Smalliosis
Nick: I just got diagnosed with Penile smalliosis
John: Red has dick problems too, hes so big that I need to push him around in a wheelchair
John: Red has dick problems too, hes so big that I need to push him around in a wheelchair
Penile Smalliosis by mackenziesvirginity July 24, 2022
Gearing up for smallies
Gearing up for smallies simply means you are doing everything in your power to get the inside advantage on catching long dong small mouth bass. This is not limited to- buying OD rats, buying Baby FishEverything haters, buying split ring pliers from your local Walmart at 11 o’clock pm and or slapping so many slaps on your fishing vessel of choice that you nearly double it’s resale value.
“ Hey Philip, you want to go fish for some bass?”
“Ya Adrian!”
“Phil what’s taking so long?”
“Sorry man been Gearing up for smallies, you know how long that can take.”
“Oh my bad Phil, ya I understand that.”
“Ya Adrian!”
“Phil what’s taking so long?”
“Sorry man been Gearing up for smallies, you know how long that can take.”
“Oh my bad Phil, ya I understand that.”
Gearing up for smallies by IheartbASS October 23, 2019
Na Smallies
Na Smallies by Dayveed Eyo December 27, 2019
Betty Swallocks
Betty Swallocks by Nasty Pasty February 17, 2003
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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