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Smallock 

A derogatory term used to describe a penis that is smaller than one of the testicles.
Wow Adam is that a smallock?

I love sucking smallock!
Smallock by Tailjob October 9, 2009
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smallocule 

a really small molecule, like less than three bonds!
i'm sick of these smallocules, let's study some DNA!
smallocule by Robert Carey May 20, 2008
The act of being told by a jew.
1. Dude, you totally got shallocked last night. 2. That guy is getting a Shallocking, doesnt he know that guy is a Jew.
Shallock by miguelmanzana January 19, 2013

Betty swallocks 

Shit man! that session gave me Betty Swallocks init!
Betty swallocks by frankf urta February 26, 2011

Betty Swallocks 

Sweaty bollocks
Betty Swallocks by Nasty Pasty February 17, 2003

smallcockitis

A disease, typically contracted at birth, in which a man is born with a tiny useless penis
When I was born the doctor told my parents I have smallcockitis
smallcockitis by Babydickmcgee November 17, 2015

Smallick 

A sexual move between two gay men where one man sticks his finger in his Butt, then wipes his finger between his partners nose and upper lip
Nothing turns me on more than when my boyfriend gives me a Smallick after he uses the bathroom
Smallick by Randydirt June 28, 2023
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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