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Slick-dick 

To be a Slick-dick is to send a gift to your loved one that coincidentally arrives with near perfect timing. Not something that you planned, but nonetheless something that enhances the overall experience for your partner.

In this instance the appearance of being slick would be unjustified, thus you're a Slick-dick.
Stuart sending an Easter egg making kit to Susie for her April birthday made him a "dick". Sending rollerskates that arrived just as her existing plans unravelled made Stuart a "Slick-dick".

Slick Whack 

When something initially appears necessary or enticing to an individual, but ends up being whack, or a waste of time.
Person 1: "Yo did you go to class to today?"
Person 2: "Yeah but all we did was look at the syllabus, shit was slick whack."
Slick Whack by Jackery7796 August 30, 2018

silicious 

Delicious, yet creepy. Suggestive tones that if not welcome, are clearly sexual harassment.
His silicious comments, though very creepy, were somewhat arousing to her.
silicious by Mo D May 16, 2016

Silicone Valley 

Nickname for the San Fernando Valley in California, known for having a lot of porn studios.
I moved to the Silicone Valley with my rubber tits to pursue a career as a porn star. After starring in over 200 creampie gangbangs, I upgraded my tits and ass from rubber to Silicone. I get even more, and higher quality, dicks in my pussy.

thomasville slicker 

Thomasville slicker is the act of using oil to lubricate the asshole of your girl. Once the asshole is effectively oiled up you take her to the nearest Thomasville with baseball bat in hand. Bend her over one of the beds in the Thomasville and proceed to buttfuck the shit out of her with a baseball bat until security comes and asks you to leave.
Joe: "Hey boss, how was your weekend?"

Mitch: "It was alright, me and my girl ran a few errands at the outlets. I ended up giving her a Thomasville Slicker though, which was pretty nice."

Joe: "Dope"

ain't slick 

When you get caught doing something / don't cover your tracks / are a general fuck up
She was bitching about him over Instagram messanger but forgot she was logged into her account on his phone. This bitch ain't slick!