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The Serpent Maneuver

The art of sneaking up to your buddy and cornering him/her against something locking legs while ripping a hilatious fart on them, leaving them with no escape. Inventors:: JG and TA.
Dude I was at work today and threw down "the serpent maneuver" on Morrissey, shell shocking him into submission.

sexpectation

The state of anticipating or expecting sexual intercourse from a social encounter, be it a date, a party, or a booty call. It describes a period of optimistic waiting that is just shy of a sure thing.
A: Girl, you gonna give him some?
B: I don't know, but he's sexpecting.

On the ride home from that date, the sexpectation was killing me!

Just because you sexpect something doesn't mean you're getting it.
sexpectation by Talmanes November 17, 2005

Reverse Serpentor

Masturbating while at a famous tomb or burial place.

In G.I. Joe, Cobra created Serpentor by visiting the tombs of some of the world's most famous historical figures and extracting their DNA.

By performing a Reverse Serpentor, you are instead leaving your DNA at said tomb.
I just pulled a Reverse Serpentor at Jim Morrison's grave. Now I feel guilty and could use a quick nap.

Serpent's Venom

Serpent's Venom is when somebody in a particular large group of people wishes to team up with one person in particular in multiple games and refuses to let anybody else team with them. This forced attachment typically effect's the victim and the way they see said person.
''Jeremy has Serpent's Venom, I swear Adam never leaves his side.''
Serpent's Venom by Hunter89392 January 16, 2021

Serpentine

A last minute thrown together strategy that revolves around strafing left to right and right to left in rapid succession. It will most likely result in failure when the opponent learns of the obvious pattern.
"We're surrounded. What are we gonna do?!"
"SERPENTINE!"
Serpentine by The Majick March 15, 2008

City serpent

Your typical business man/woman who is always in a rush to get somewhere, whose left their manners at home. All dressed in black and are often found gathered together in 'nests'.
Do you see that city serpent jogging?
City serpent by TheBSTA March 17, 2016