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1.
Our President.
Sadly, he had enough back-up to cover up his faults.
by Ixx April 25, 2005
 
2.
George W. Bush.
Accept it.
That George W. Bush is such a failure!
by m dogg dizzle fo shizzle September 20, 2005
 
3.
When your best just isn't good enough.
That's the crappiest fingerpainting I've ever seen, Bobby, you little failure.
by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003
 
4.
Word used to describe people who are crap.
e.g. President Bush.
He's a total failure.
by Turnipcloud October 09, 2005
 
5.
i. A good excuse not to try.

ii. One who fucks up all the time.

iii. One who goes to Yale but has the vocabulary and comprehension of a sea cucumber.

See also: George W. Bush, Dubya, Ashlee Simpson, Enron, Operation Iraqi Liberation
Homer Simpsons: Trying is the first step towards failure.

George W. Bush: I didn't misfailure the country! Honest! It's hard work being president! Realleh hard work! Even my daddeh says it's hard work! I don't get no break on Sundehs too!
Bob Bluebell: What a failure and a jerkwad.
by PaperMachete October 24, 2005
 
6.
The New England Patriots 2007-2008 Football Season.
I would take 14-6 over an 18-1 failure any day.
by 1337 |-|4x0|2 February 10, 2008
 
7.
the United Nations.
The United Nations is a failure.
by nikki8711 November 25, 2010