scronf

A dog born naturally with two arses. A very rare occurance.

'Oh my god Wesley! You got a goddamn scronf!'

scronf by DICK FACE McQUINTY January 22, 2004

scronetic 

The resulting energy force created when two male's scrotums collide during a threesome.

Man, my balls are sore from all that scronetic activity with Mandy last night.

scronetic by jimi loves fruitloops April 24, 2014

scornful farm wives 

These are those tired old worn out bags that have worked the same lame ass factory job for 30 years or more and haven't advanced their knowledge since the first week. They are jealous of anyone who took the time to educate themselves and are vicious and anal. It is fun to make them squirm by waliking around with tape measures and talking in scientific or engineering terms.

"Boy, wouldn't it be nice if those scornful farm wives would retire once and for all? They haven't done anything except share recipes all goddamned day."

scornful farm wives by running out of patience January 5, 2008

Scronick 

To use any vibrating object to stimulate one's sexual organs.

Dude, I just Scronicked with my XBox controller.

Scronick by Someone Anonymous May 6, 2008

The Schonfeld Principle 

When you gamble against what you want to happen so you’re happy either way (essentially hedging your happiness)

“I’m a big Yankee fan but I bet against them today. I’m using The Schonfeld Principle.”

The Schonfeld Principle by Ceauxcheaux March 18, 2021

Scronking 

The process of colliding two scrotum together

The act of boinging during sexual intercourse

I love to perform scronking with my love partner

Scronking by TheKingOfScronkers February 25, 2020

Scronch 

That thing Jodie Whittaker does when she smiles.

See? That girl does the nose scronch too.

Scronch by ThirteeenthDoctoor January 8, 2019