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What to avoid in prison.
After dropping my soap, I just let it be so as not to incite an anal rampage.
by Oprah February 21, 2003
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i've never tried anal...whats it like? it's like having a dick in your ass
by rabble babble February 03, 2010
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Common misconception for gay-sex. In reality, Anal is the act of making love or otherwise having sexual intercourse between a man and a woman. Arguably, the best sex one can have, as the nerve endings and g-spot stimulation of the female during penetration as well as the rather tight squeeze and domination satisfaction for the male.
Occasionally, gay men participate but they mostly enjoy oral due to the rather unpleasant feeling of the prostate during intercourse (common misconception is that it feels good to men, please).
Women usually offer anal to a man once she really loves him, as it is probably the most intimate thing she could provide him. She would not let just anyone penetrate her anally. Trust is a very big factor but once it is gained anal often becomes the preferred (but not openly discussed) form of lovemaking. Is also considered a great form of birth-control. Use plenty of lub and be patient at first when you try. Then once she loosens up, pump away and enjoy!
Sex in a woman's ass is THE holy-of-the-holy's!
by buttman August 16, 2004
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Miranda is well known for her wild anal nights.
by zitilicker June 05, 2009
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to be really up tight
to pay excessive attention to detail
to be a total tight-ass
to over explain or define something
He said I had to stack the first row of cups 20" high, and the second row 12" high, what an anal dickwad.
by klutz January 28, 2003
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adj. of, from, or relating to the anus.
adj. to describe an uptight OCD-esque person who may or may not twitch when you do something wrong; A perfectionist.
n. short name for anal sex, or penetration of the anus (butt fuck). common among gay men and some heterosexual couples. not as enjoyable for many women but with a lot of lube it's better.
1. ug i have like anal herpes or something, cause my butthole is itching like woah.
2. A LITTLE TO THE LEFT PLEASE! *twitch* sorry, i get a little anal about things like this.
3. he keeps asking me to do anal but it hurts!
by wordmasta42 July 08, 2005
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