quelch

Wiping a plate or bowl after a meal so you can eat every last bit. Can be performed with a finger or bread, etc.

"Stop quelching, this is a posh resturant"
"But it's so damn tasty"

by Stephenx July 2, 2007

quelch

A cross between queef (a vaginal expulsion of air) and a belch (a loud protrusion of air and often small particles from the mouth). As such, a quelch is a loud belch from the vaginal region often resulting in a light spray emerging from this region.

Hannah quelched all over Rainer's face as he went to fellate her, covering his face in an opaque liquid.

by Matt Coolness August 31, 2007

quelch

a vaginal belch
queef+belch= quelch

As the girl ran by him, he heard an explosive quelch.

by Your Fuqqin Boy May 3, 2009

quelch

n/v to fart or pass flachalence

(n)
Wow, I never want to be in the car with JackRat when he fishbowls his quelches! Stuff makes me gag...
(v)

Sometimes when I quelch whilst sitting with my legs closed, the air bubbles pop thru my thighs...its actually a little humorous.

by laxdallmus4 August 4, 2010

quelch

a queef that sounds like a burp

(generic femal name ), did an alarming quelch

by the fuzzy ewok January 22, 2015

quelch

the imprints and/or the marks you get in your skin when you sit on something for too long

after sitting in the grass for an hour i had QUELCH marks all over.

by sandy handjob March 21, 2004

quelch

1. a vaginal sneeze 2. a squirting orgasm in which the secretions are blasted out in a spray rather than in a stream.

i was eating my girlfriend out and she came and quelched all over me.

by lonewolf7083 March 7, 2010