pleaseus

A combination of please and jesus. Usually followed by the word "jesus" or used after "jesus".

Person A:"Pleaseus, jesus."
Person B:"Bitch nah."
A:"Jesus, pleaseus?"
B:"Nah, brah."
A:"Pleaseus?"
B:"Fine."

by debtsxtopay December 24, 2007

Pleasus

Please + Jesus = Pleasus.
To use in exasperation.

"(some one says something ridiculous and stupid)"
"Oh pleasus!" would be your response.

by kaitbabee July 11, 2009

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

by sound of freedom March 15, 2021

dick-pleasers

Slang from military / drill sergeant origins. A synonym for lips or mouth.

Alright soldiers, shut your dick-pleasers and listen up.

by Machetti June 1, 2007

PleaseStreamTwice

A big fat juice naughty faggot who slays in the sheets and walks the streets.

Do you want to go get ice cream?

No, you are such a PleaseStreamTwice. Stay away.

Okay!

by johnunisynn56343 June 10, 2022

crowd pleasers

Noun: A perfect pair of womens breasts. Size: C-cup on up. Usually paired with a banging booty. Often displayed in bars, restaurants, parties, malls, and in situations where a female wants something from a man (such as a large tip at a restaurant, a free drink or when something needs fixed). Sparks high spirits & enthusiasm among men. Evokes jealousy among bitter/insecure women (usually bitchy girlfriends who catch you "gocking"). Commonly referred to as bad jokers, bazongas, cantelopes, fun bags, globes, hooters, jugs, knockers, melons, ta-tas, tig 'ol bittys, and whoppers among many others.

Oh Shit. Did you see the crowd pleasers on that girl?

Chase got no nooky tonight because his girlfriend caught him staring at the waitress's crowd pleasers.

by spook85 October 9, 2006

man-pleasers

another way to describe a persons lips/mouth... usually a womans lips but to each his own i guess...

1. "oh hell no you don't wanna be talkin shit to me you du...."
"bitch shut your fuckin' man-pleasers!!!"

2. "why do you keep lookin at me wit that smile?"
"cause... ya got some beautiful man-pleasers"
"really... thank you"

by d i z k o 2 0 8 November 26, 2011