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pleaserwhore
A woman who tries to impress men by denigrating her own gender while lauding the male gender, in an attempt to gain what she sees as "male power"-by-association.
"I'm not like all those other women who are feminazis complaining about sexual harrassment! I like it when you big strong men tell me I have great tits! ...so, you guys think I'm cool, right? Right?!!"
--"Just STFU, pleaserwhore."
"Hey, was that Phyllis Schlafly?"
--"Yeah. What a pleaserwhore."
--"Just STFU, pleaserwhore."
"Hey, was that Phyllis Schlafly?"
--"Yeah. What a pleaserwhore."
pleaserwhore by dozey12 September 23, 2012
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pleaserwhore
"I totally understand how men are upset about how feminism has taken their rights away. Men, we need to start championing maleness in society, and I totally support you and please don't hurt me please."
--"Was that Michelle Malkin?"
--"Yeah. What a pleaserwhore."
--"Was that Michelle Malkin?"
--"Yeah. What a pleaserwhore."
pleaserwhore by dozey12 April 30, 2013
Pleaseagain
The undeniable request for a beer (preferably Keystone).
Pleaseagain is not just a phrase. It is a lifestyle.
The lifestyle includes:
Being a man.
Relentlessly talking shit to all humans.
Making instructional videos.
Dominating beers of all shapes and sizes.
Dominating all bar activities.
Yelling at white trash from the car window.
Splashing white trash with puddles on rainy days.
Handing out dirtnaps to habitual line crossers.
Being hunter gatherers on walks home.
Dominating dance contests.
Dominating the front porch.
Dominating drinking games.
Donating money to Bill Grays at least once a week.
Eating free subs.
Blowing the whistle.
Continual use of "thats what she said" as well as "no homo" and "super homo".
Saying gay shit.
Never having fun if the homie's can't have none.
Other intangibles that most humans do not possess.
(DR)
Pleaseagain is not just a phrase. It is a lifestyle.
The lifestyle includes:
Being a man.
Relentlessly talking shit to all humans.
Making instructional videos.
Dominating beers of all shapes and sizes.
Dominating all bar activities.
Yelling at white trash from the car window.
Splashing white trash with puddles on rainy days.
Handing out dirtnaps to habitual line crossers.
Being hunter gatherers on walks home.
Dominating dance contests.
Dominating the front porch.
Dominating drinking games.
Donating money to Bill Grays at least once a week.
Eating free subs.
Blowing the whistle.
Continual use of "thats what she said" as well as "no homo" and "super homo".
Saying gay shit.
Never having fun if the homie's can't have none.
Other intangibles that most humans do not possess.
(DR)
Dave: I love Keystone.
Mike: I love it so much I can't see out of my right eye.
Mike: I'll be right back.
Dave: Pleaseagain!
Mike: Eat dirt.
(Mike comes back in the room with beer to quench Dave's desire for more beer)
Mike: I love it so much I can't see out of my right eye.
Mike: I'll be right back.
Dave: Pleaseagain!
Mike: Eat dirt.
(Mike comes back in the room with beer to quench Dave's desire for more beer)
Pleaseagain by Keith Stone Light August 2, 2011
a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it
a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it