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Exasperation Punctuation 

When someone adds punctuation to a message to convey extra annoyance.
Jimmy: K.
Sally: Is u mad?
Jimmy: no.

Sally: You're using exasperation punctuation....

Premature exasperation 

Becoming upset about something before knowing all (or any) of the details.
When my parents found out I had been in an accident, my father's premature exasperation kicked in. He freaked out before hearing that some drunkard had rear-ended me at a red light.

Rum Exasperation

An emotion often felt when all of the rum is gone. Symptoms include denial, feelings of hopelessness, staggered walking, and repeated questioning of WHY the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Jack Sparrow: But WHY is the rum gone?
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum always gone? *staggers drunkenly* Ah. That's why.

Other Pirate 1: What happened to him?
Other Pirate 2: Rum exasperation.

nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation 

The sudden, unexplainable, transition of wood, metal, plastic, concrete into an explosive state.

Example: OH NOES!! MY DESK IS SUFFERING FROM NONLINEAR CATASTROPHIC STRUCTURAL EXASPERATION!!!
Example: OH NO!! My desk is suffering from nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation!!!

exasperbation

n. The act of masturbating after not getting laid following an evening filled with ladies.
If I dont act fast, this night will include three 99 cent bean burritos and a powerful session of exasperbation.
exasperbation by racool December 4, 2010

exaggerationofanation 

to exaggerate even more of what could be exagerrated about
garret, exaggerationofanation IS a word.
exaggerationofanation by asian March 12, 2005