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22.
1 a large juicy tropical fruit consisting of aromatic edible yellow flesh surrounded by a tough segmented skin and topped with a tuft of stiff leaves.
pineapple
2 the widely cultivated tropical American plant that bears this fruit. It is low-growing, with a spiral of spiny sword-shaped leaves on a thick stem. • Ananas comosus, family Bromeliaceae.
Wow, Dave! The pineapples in Hawaii were much better than those in the places to which they are exported!
by ThisismeandIknowSTUFF April 12, 2009
 
23.
something that has NO BUISNESS being on pizza
"pineapple on pizza is inexcusible"
by el Sethro February 28, 2005
 
24.
A dressing-down or verbal punishment, particularly from management to workers, and used particularly in the Australian mining and construction industries. Meant to evoke the mental picture of having a spikey pineapple shoved up one's arse.
The foreman wasn't happy; he gave us all a pineapple.
by saxen49 March 07, 2012
 
25.
A pineapple is a fruit. It is common to tropical areas and super markets. It is also a natural laxative (first hand experience). It is a main ingredient in dozens of recipes from being a pizza topping to part of a fruit kabab. It is also the nickname of the Mk 2 hand grenade.

IMPORTANT PSA!
PINEAPPLES HURT WHEN INSERTED INTO RECTUM!!!
Frank spent the rest of the afternoon destroying his toilet after eating 5 whole pineapples.
by Socialist Drummer May 02, 2012
 
26.
Safety word when someone thinks you are bullshitting. Saying the word pineapple means you are telling the truth . Falsely saying pineapple means you are not a trustworthy person and no one will believe anything that you say.
Cam: Jimmy you're about to get hit by a car.

Jimmy: pineapple ?

Cam:pineapple !

Jimmy : thanks Cam, i better watch where I'm going . Fuck I'm an idiot.
by Bigggsy August 03, 2013
 
27.
the best fruit ever that is the better then sex, weed, alchol, or tactical nukes and that only lames are allergic to.
Dude look at that pineapple covering her tits.
by lawnmower owner 12 March 17, 2010
 
28.
An assist given to a hockey player that has chiseled it from the bench by yelling out his number as the referee skates by. pine=bench, apple=assist.
"turns sniped a solid fivey goal, while morris sat on the bench and padded his stats with a beauty pineapple."
by flyers92 February 03, 2010