1. A tropical fruit with a yellow interior and a rigid spiked exterior.

2. The world's most painful sex toy.
1. I ate a pineapple this morning.

2. A shoved a pineapple up my ass this morning. It gave me tropical orgasms.
by The man who stares at pandas August 21, 2013
An expression that comedian Kevin Hart used in his stand up "Laugh At My Pain", he says the word whenever he feels uncomfortable, or doesn't want or like something.
Guy : So your place or mines?
Lady: Pineapple
Guy: ... *confused expression*
Lady: You go to yours and I'll head to mine.. *Walks away*

SWERVE
by GoogleMasterHoe May 27, 2013
A word Urban Dictionary makes me feel bad for looking up its definition
Shawn: I wonder what Urban Dictionary says the definition of pineapple is.

Gary: Let's look it up:
Urban Dictionary: what the fuck are you looking at the definition of pineapples for you stupid fuck?
Shawn: I am sad
Gary: As am I
by pseudojones June 19, 2014
A code word for a sexual act such as a blow job, fingering, a hand job or sexual intercourse. To be used when speaking around others.
Boyfriend: "Pineapples babe"
Girlfriend: "Yeah babe, alright"
Parent: "What's pineapples??"
Girlfriend: "The fruit mum, it's his favourite."
by MissyBlue May 18, 2014
A pineapple is a fruit. It is common to tropical areas and super markets. It is also a natural laxative (first hand experience). It is a main ingredient in dozens of recipes from being a pizza topping to part of a fruit kabab. It is also the nickname of the Mk 2 hand grenade.

IMPORTANT PSA!
PINEAPPLES HURT WHEN INSERTED INTO RECTUM!!!
Frank spent the rest of the afternoon destroying his toilet after eating 5 whole pineapples.
by Socialist Drummer May 02, 2012
An assist given to a hockey player that has chiseled it from the bench by yelling out his number as the referee skates by. pine=bench, apple=assist.
"turns sniped a solid fivey goal, while morris sat on the bench and padded his stats with a beauty pineapple."
by flyers92 February 03, 2010
a wonderful fruit
*when pineapple is eaten by a male, makes his 'cum' taste sweet!!
girl- (gives guy a bj)
'mmmm i dnt mind swallowin, tasted gd!!!...Almost like pineapple'
guy- 'haha well its cos i ate pineapple earlier on, ur so slow!'
by ella_pixie December 29, 2005

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