7 definitions by Batman's left toe
Jessie who is a door, "Do you like my breastticles?"
Jimmy, "What breastticles?'You're flatter than a concrete slab."
Jimmy, "What breastticles?'You're flatter than a concrete slab."
by Batman's left toe October 20, 2021
James, "Want to fuck?"
Lisa, "Are you nut?! You're my brother."
Jenny *tries to kiss Jay*
Jay *dodges*
Jay proceeds to yell in a pineapple matter, "Are you nut?! I'm gay!"
Ryan, *proceeds hit another car in the mall parking lot*
Reynolds (the sexually intimidating victim) whispered in a distressed manner, "That's concerningly unfortunate."
Ryan, "Sorry I'm an applesquareious and the moon was shiny, so I hit your car."
Reynolds looks at crazy astrology girl, "Are you nut?"
Lisa, "Are you nut?! You're my brother."
Jenny *tries to kiss Jay*
Jay *dodges*
Jay proceeds to yell in a pineapple matter, "Are you nut?! I'm gay!"
Ryan, *proceeds hit another car in the mall parking lot*
Reynolds (the sexually intimidating victim) whispered in a distressed manner, "That's concerningly unfortunate."
Ryan, "Sorry I'm an applesquareious and the moon was shiny, so I hit your car."
Reynolds looks at crazy astrology girl, "Are you nut?"
by Batman's left toe October 20, 2021
Sad looking low hanging breastticles. So low that you can throw it over your shoulder or tie it in a knot. Looks similar to a deflated balloon.
Mother sees Father, "Nice Christmas tree!'I see the balls are only there for decoration."
Father, "Nice sag-bags, I see the nips are just there for decoration."
Father, "Nice sag-bags, I see the nips are just there for decoration."
by Batman's left toe October 20, 2021
by Batman's left toe October 20, 2021
by Batman's left toe October 20, 2021
A phrase in which you are shook and surprised but also disappointed.
Can also be used when you see an incredibly voluptuous badonkadonk (on occasion lady utters but not sag bags).
Can also be used when you see an incredibly voluptuous badonkadonk (on occasion lady utters but not sag bags).
Jeret , "My pet guinea pig died."
John, "GAWDDAMN BATMAN!!!"
*Kate who is built like a pear walks by*
Rick, "GAWDDAMN BATMAN!!!"
John, "GAWDDAMN BATMAN!!!"
*Kate who is built like a pear walks by*
Rick, "GAWDDAMN BATMAN!!!"
by Batman's left toe October 20, 2021
Similar to "I can't speak/talk correctly."
The only difference is that this phrase was made by God himself when he sent it down to "The rock."
The only difference is that this phrase was made by God himself when he sent it down to "The rock."
Jamal,"Pussy.' Shit I meant cat.' Ugh I can't English today!"
Nina who is attempting to flirt, "Nice astronaut pants. 'Shit I can't English today but that ass is out of this world."
*Lynnzie attempts to say she's wrong but nothing comes out*
Lynnzie can't English right now.
Nina who is attempting to flirt, "Nice astronaut pants. 'Shit I can't English today but that ass is out of this world."
*Lynnzie attempts to say she's wrong but nothing comes out*
Lynnzie can't English right now.
by Batman's left toe October 20, 2021