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nutpunch 

A punch to the testicles. Often causes immense pain/temporay paralysis/sterility. Most often debilitating.
Steak:I tried to kiss my girlfriend during that time of month and she gave me a debilitating nutpunch.
nutpunch by Xarionis aka Omnivore December 13, 2003

psychic nutpunch 

The ability to punch someone in the groin with mental energy. Usually reserved for the biggest rat-fuck cunt in a group.
As soon as Milt walked through the door, I dropped him to the floor with a psychic nutpunch.
psychic nutpunch by TedKord1 January 17, 2009

nutmuncher 

This is a word describing someone who kisses up to girls/ tries to gain their attention hoping they'll get lucky.
Why it is "nutmuncher" instead of "vaginamuncher" I have no idea. It's just the way things are.
"Dude, Tom is such a nutmuncher."

"Yeah, for real."
nutmuncher by Dan.T January 11, 2007

nutpuncher

A child between the ages of toddler and preschooler. The age where children lunge around the room craching into things and catching themselves with their fists.
I can barely breathe, that little nutpuncher got me good.
nutpuncher by Kirkules February 6, 2008

Nutpunch 

When you nut on a girl and then punch her
Thomas nutpunch his wife it felt good
Nutpunch by Jacketwackit February 26, 2019

Nugmunch 

A person who is a nugget muncher and likes the taste of chicken
"I am a nugmunch, because I love nuggets:
Nugmunch by Paige parkin November 29, 2016