219 definitions by Jordan

Dicktree

A word used to insult those who are so incredably uncool as to ressemble a tree made of dick.

Asian: "Yaow, I got A++ this assignment with barely even try! Time to play laptop with my exchange parents! ^^ "

White d00d: "Shut the fuck up dicktree!"

by Jordan September 29, 2004

rake

to thrash or totally dominate in competition

I was raken ou there on the basketball court.

by Jordan March 22, 2005

bedunkadunks

a person with big legs/thighs.

did you see the bedunkadunks on that chick?

by Jordan April 18, 2003

MedTurt

when andrew lavodie gets high and thinks hes a turtle with supper powers

go into medturt mode now go in your shell

by Jordan October 10, 2004

It stank up in this bitch.

There is a very bad smell in the building/structure you're currently in.

Jessica: What is that smell?
Jordan: Yeah! It stank up in this bitch.

by Jordan June 18, 2006

Beat

Adjective used to describe something very lame, worn out, un-fun, or boring.

1. That shit is fucking beat.
2. Beat. (used instead of "that's gay"or similar phrase)

by Jordan April 22, 2004

Bogg

A person whom you like to make fun of. See petrified turd. See also aunt jamima

Why are you looking at Bogg?

by Jordan January 9, 2004