nutjacking
I can't wait for Britney Spears to lose some weight so I can get back to nutjacking to "Oops!... I Did It Again."
nutjacking by silaszeus@lycos.com June 29, 2006
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nutpicking
The practice of sifting through the comments of blogs, email threads, discussion groups and other user generated content in an attempt find choice quotes proving that the advocates for or against a particular political opinion are unreasonable, uninformed extremists.
When Jonah has no substantive arguments for his point, he frequently resorts to nutpicking in order to demonize progressives.
nutpicking by RGEsq August 11, 2006
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nutsacking
When one lightly coats his nutsack with vasoline and stamps somebody's vehicle windsheild or house windows (any glass object) with their nutsack leaving a clear image of ones nutprint on glass.
"Hey, you niggers want to go nutsacking tonight?"
"I just nutsacked Dan's glass of water.."
"Dude, which one of you sons of bitches nutsacked my windsheild last night?"
"I just nutsacked Dan's glass of water.."
"Dude, which one of you sons of bitches nutsacked my windsheild last night?"
nutsacking by PermNasty June 14, 2009
Sat Navjacking
When you don't have the luxury of a Sat Nav but follow other drivers who are turning off and taking short cuts at the instruction of their Sat Navs to avoid road delays.
The traffic was going nowhere so I resorted to Sat Navjacking a Mercedes who was obviously being guided around the blockage.
Sat Navjacking by PetuniaClash February 15, 2010
nutcracking
The expression for what you do with your buttcheeks when you need to really need to hold in your fart. Called "nutcracking" because you clench your cheeks so tightly that you could crack a walnut (or some other kind of nut) in between them.
nutcracking by Twin D-hoo June 1, 2010
Rusty Nutcracking Trombone
This is a sexual act in which your partner gives you a rim job and a reach around at the same time Rusty Trombone. However, in this variation your partner removes their false teeth and clamp down on your testicles as hard as possible.
I thought Sharon wanted to make up for all those years of treating me like crap by giving me a Rusty Trombone for my 40th birthday. But she Charlie Browned me by pulling a Rusty Nutcracking Trombone on my already sore balls.
Rusty Nutcracking Trombone by hiemlich schlonge February 22, 2010
optimal nutcracking height
An area of heights at which someone is easiest to perform a crotch shot on. This area is between the heights of 5'8 and 6'2, anyone shorter than this has a crotch too low to get an easy shot on and vice versa. People within this range have to live in constant fear of their testicles being kicked into oblivion.
If you want to kick someone in the balls first make sure they are within the optimal nutcracking height in order to calculate where you should strike
optimal nutcracking height by ShuttlePaintRed August 26, 2021
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