When you don't have the luxury of a Sat Nav but follow other drivers who are turning off and taking short cuts at the instruction of their Sat Navs to avoid road delays.
The traffic was going nowhere so I resorted to Sat Navjacking a Mercedes who was obviously being guided around the blockage.
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