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1. A general term used to describe a rural setting with few signs of being inhabited.

2. A nonexistant or imagined place which has the feasibility to subconsciously exist.
1. I smoked one in nowhere last night and had a real trip of an adventure.

2. Somewhere within the subconscious mind lies a place called nowhere-- a void inside of time and space which is seemingly existant to the individual.
nowhere by Jimmy(at the trap) February 9, 2009
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If the cops ask you where the party is, just tell them nowhere
nowhere by Maxhol August 3, 2007
No where meaning, he/she is nothing, has nothing, going nowhere and/or worthless
You: “Girl why you worried and/or care bout his nowhere self.”

Friend: “Your right, he is nowhere and never will be.....”
Nowhere by BB live October 8, 2019
You’re nowhereeee (when referring to one of the above names)
Nowhere by Iinet6719 September 11, 2023

Nowhere Man 

1. A man who sits in his nowhere land, makes his nowhere plans for nobody, doesn't have a point of view, knows not where he's going to, and is a bit like you and me. He doesn't listen or know what he's missing. The world is at his command. He's as blind as could be and just sees what he wants to see. He can't see me at all. He shouldn't hurry or worry. He should leave it all till somebody else lends him a hand.
2 an amazing song by the beatles
Nowhere Man by pen1535 July 4, 2008

nowhere near the asking 

Any result from a transaction that was disappointing.

Not getting what you wanted or expected from something.
What did you get for the Beemer in the end?

£3 large
Nowhere near the asking then! (Car on sale for £4500)

What was she like on the blowjobs?
Nowhere near the asking - about 6/10
Goose then!
Yeah.

I'm going nowhere near the asking on those Glasto tickets I'd sooner watch it on telly!

Nowhere At The Millennium Of Space 

Nowhere At The Millennium Of Space is an album, in similar tone to The Caretaker's Everywhere At The End Of Time, that explores dementia, its effects, and its totality. It's distinguished from Everywhere At The End Of Time in that rather than using music from the 1920's to 1940's, it uses music from the 1960's to 1980's, making it feel much more modern.
'I just finished listening to Everywhere At The End Of Time, depressing stuff.'
'Yeah? Some total chads made a version of that with music from the 60's, 70's and 80's, it's called Nowhere At The Millennium Of Space'