nubbjob

When an amputee inserts an incomplete limb into an anus or vagina, and uses a repeated thrust motion to cause sexual stimulation.

"During the Great War my great-grandpa Louis gave his commander a nubbjob in return for a promotion!"

nubbjob by Niggslayer November 12, 2004

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Nubjob

A sexual act in which an amputee or other person lacking arms or legs uses their "nubs" to stimulate their partners' penis.

dude, i hooked up with this hot amputee chick and she totally gave me a nubjob.

Nubjob by tr3eman October 23, 2008

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Nubjob

act of an amputee manipulating another's genital with amputated area

I just received a nubjob from a frostbite patient.

Nubjob by ...hugh July 1, 2010

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numbjob

A numbjob is tugging your dick with a twist. Most people would sit on their hand until it becomes numb, then jerking off, giving the feeling of someone else giving you a handjob.

Just giving myself a numbjob.

numbjob by Sam Leisenring August 28, 2016

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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