390 definitions by AYB
What nobody does these days before buying a product or signing a contract or entering a gambling sweepstake or applying for a job.
While looking at the record label contract he signed, the musician suddenly noticed and read between the lines that he would not get a cent from any of the CDs sold with his music on it. But by then it was to late.
by AYB October 18, 2003
Terrence: Hey Philip. Can you smell the color of the wind?
Philip: I'll go check.
(Terrence farts)
Philip: Now that's a strawberry fart! Naw haw haw haw haw.
Philip: I'll go check.
(Terrence farts)
Philip: Now that's a strawberry fart! Naw haw haw haw haw.
by AYB May 22, 2003
A pretty good anime series that was mutilated by Cartoon Network, even though they were nice enough to not cut out the blood, gore, death scenes, dead prople, and most of the profanity. Unfortunately for those of us who want something new, Cartoon Stagnate even makes sure we never miss a single episode of Bebop by repeating it over and over and OVER AND OVER AND FUCKING OVER AGAIN!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Soon I will have my cable company permanently block Cartoon Network from my TV listing thanks to repeats of Bebop and other poorly-translated, censored anime shows.
by AYB May 17, 2003
The last time that occured was in the 1600s.
Today's scientific instruments are simply too primitive to accurately measure global cooling or global warming.
by AYB July 19, 2003
Teenage rebellion is a fucking joke, because EVERY adolescent is either a Goth, geek, wigger, wanksta, fag, jock, trendie, teenybopper, or mallrat.
by AYB June 24, 2003
A castrated spokesman for MTV shows like Total Request Live which are responsible for the dumbing down of America's youth.
by AYB June 20, 2003
by AYB January 7, 2004