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TP is short for Toilet Paper. Those of you who are fans of Beavis and Butthead should know this. Incase you ever wondered what the hell Beavis aka Cornholio was talking about.
Cornholio: ''I need TP, TP for my bunghole!''
by Nathan Ganley July 20, 2003
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A form of vandalism where the vandals put toilet paper all over the victim's house.
I TPed my bitch science teacher's house last night. I also put my dog's crap in her mailbox and egged the door and windows.
by Ftkdb Rdyro July 05, 2003
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1. toilet paper

2. to festoon the trees and shrubs of a residential yard with toilet paper
Did you little punks TP my yard?
by Light Joker January 22, 2006
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Definition 1: TP, being short for toilet paper. Usually a verb in which one or more commonly a group of people wrap toilet paper around ones house, most likelily to anger the person. Often, the group TPing the house will use eggs and poop to their disposal for additional havoc.

Definition 2: TP, in a video game. To teleport. Used in WoW and WarCraft commonly.
Definition 1

Angry1: Dude, I hate that neighbor so much, his lawn is ALWAYS GREEN!

Angry2: C'mon man, let's go TP his house!
Angry1: AGREED!

Definition 2

Nerd1: we're about 2 g3t g@nked!
Nerd2: F0rg3t th!s! I'm TPing back2 base!
by toiletpaperman August 23, 2009
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TP for my Bunghole!
by boogie January 07, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Last night we made this girl join the Triple P (treepl pee) club.
by DiehardDildo May 04, 2003
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Gaming term usually stating a teleport to a town or a certain place town portal etc.
I Need A TP To The Human Town!
by Juay September 24, 2004
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