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1. nubs
plural of nub, a player who exhibits negative skill
player: why are you shooting at each other? you're on a team
nubs: yeah, we're winning
player: fucking nubs
2. nubs
Someone with no arms or legs, so they have nubs, so they are nubs.

From a NOFX song.
Dude, shes got no arms or legs.
Yeah dufus, shes nubs.
by George Nov 21, 2004 share this
3. Nubs
Born in 1992, in the harsh woodlands of Essex, England. Nubs (formally known as Lacey) was found as a babe by a menacing pack of grey wolves. Though the wolves first thought was to eat little Lacey, they only managed to nibble off her arms when they noticed the sweet side of her. They then decided to keep her and raise her as their own kin. They called her Nubs because the nibble wounds left her with wee stumps for arms. Over the years, Nubs realized she didn't belong with the wolves, she was different. She headed out into the vast city of London, England where she proceeded to become a Physical Education teacher. Even though she is now civilized, she is still called Nubs. Sometimes, when there is a full moon, you can hear her howling in the middle of the night, lifting her little nubby arms up to the sky.
Wee little gnome #1: Do you hear that howling?

Wee little gnome #2: Why, yes I do. I believe that is Nubs.

Wee little gnome #1: Nubs?

Wee little gnome #2: Yes, Nubs. You know, the girl who was raised by wolves and has wee stumpy arms.

Wee little gnome #1: Ah, yes. I remember her now. She teaches my wee little gnome daughter's P.E. class.
4. Nubs
A general expression to communicate something is sub par.

Nubs = lame, boring, gay, cheap, sub par, poor
"That burger I just had was nubs"

"Your so nubs bro"
5. nubs
another word for newbie used by skilled people who play counter-strike
that guy shoots like a nubby
by turbo juice May 19, 2003 share this
6. Nubs
Stubby toes or fingers, always made more obvious by short nails. This is especially true with toes, tiny nail makes the toe look fat and round; this effect is greatly increased when a girl paints the teeny nail.
Kat ain't got no business wearing flip flops cuz she ain't got nothing but nubs!
7. nubs
used in eastern sydney for testicles, balls.
I have a pain in the nubs.
My nubs are itchy.
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