nerdstorm

Jen noticed the nerdstorm pouring forth from the computer science wing but was unable to take cover before Gerald, the captain of the Unix club, swamped her with his urgent need to be loved.

nerdstorm by mstake January 29, 2009

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Nordstrom

Upscale department store. It is not Nordstroms or Nordstrom's but Nordstrom. No there are no coupons this weekend. There are only 3 major sales a year.

I'm going to Nordstrom to go shopping.

Nordstrom by Brooke Love January 10, 2008

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Nordstromsss

Noun- safety word used by Nordstrom employees when attempting to get fired because the high-pressure commission environment, under-appreciation, long hours in stilettos, tight skirts, fake nails, fake smiles and fake customer service make you want to die.

Lara- "Thank you for calling Nordstromsss, this is Lara."
Manager-"Lara, you work at NordstroM. You're fired!"

Lara-"Nordstromsss would be more than happy to return that Gap sweatshirt for you because I'm sure you bought it here."
Manager-"Lara, you work at NordstroMmmmm. Return that, then YOU'RE FIRED!!!"

Nordstromsss by NoLongerANordieGirl October 27, 2009

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nerdstered

A phenomenon resulting from an attempt to pass off a fallacious story as factual, only to subsequently have the story proven wrong, resulting in exhibited defensiveness, bitterness and embarrassment on the part of the teller of said false story.

Synonym: PWNT

The term was derived from the following thread (created by a poster names "nerdster") on the NC State message boards:
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=178&f=2535&t=2721704

Note the weak attempts at insulting those who are laughing at the expense of him having "nerdstered" himself throughout the thread.

nerdstered by The Herlihy Boy October 20, 2008