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tinderbating 

(v) the act of masterbating while ogling the pictures of someone who has swiped right but does not reply to your messages
-yo dude, did you hook up with that tinder chick last night?

- no breh, she refuses to reply to my messages so I just spent the night tinderbating
tinderbating by sheffblik May 6, 2014

misterbating 

Masturbating to the thought of an older male that you refer to as "Mister"
She got caught misterbating about her professor during class
misterbating by raujero December 7, 2016

Mangerbating 

Angrily masturbating, masturbating while angry

Noun: mangurbation
Last night I was mangerbating

Mindsterbating 

The act of masterbating without using any masterbatory aids such as pronography.
Friend 1- Why didnt you answer your phone?

Friend 2- Sorry, I was mindsterbating to the memory of those two chicks kissing at the party lastnight.

Friend 1- You're pathetic.
Mindsterbating by Jack Hambit April 2, 2011

manderbating

A seldom used expression for masturbating without using one's hands. Just a sexual thought in one's mind would constitute as meanderbating, masterbating with one's mind.
He was manderbating in class, because he could not leave to go to the bathroom.
manderbating by Steve February 1, 2004

manterbating 

(verb) when a female actively checks out a male or multiple males in order to achieve a pleasurable sensation and/or an eyegasm.
Nikki and Winnie are sitting in the mall and Winnie spots a very attractive male specimen.

(Nikki says to Winnie)

DUDE! are you manterbating right now?!
manterbating by Nniuq and Elocin August 13, 2011