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Old manisms 

As one gets older, small things start slowly popping up. Such as the transition from board shorts to elastic waist shorts. Or jeans to sweat pants etc. Typically old manisms start in the early 40s.
Man, my old manisms have started. I fell asleep to a western this afternnon.
Old manisms by Ivan barrister December 27, 2020

Manuerism 

A sudden and catastrophic collapse of a person's perceived masculinity.
Lou suffered a major manuerism when he was observed walking his girlfriend's Pomeranians.
Manuerism by dickbagge June 10, 2009

maurisse 

Maurisse is blessed with a charming personality. She can be described as loving, reliable, artistic, intelligent, gentle, calm, and caring person you will ever meet. She is an introvert and deeply sensual, with considerable moral and emotional courage.

She also can’t stand liars, cheaters, or thieves. She always tells the truth, even when it’s hard to hear, and she always expect others to return the favor. If she find out someone has been lying, then she might cut them out of her life.

In spite of being stubborn and sometimes possessive about her belongings and rarely share—unless it’s with someone really dear to them, we can’t deny and ignore the fact that her dynamic and pleasant existence can brighten your life and strengthen your spirit, thereby guiding you to the right path.
Maurisse can be the best thing to happen to you...so NEVER FUCKNG LOSE HER! :)
maurisse by shaniac16 November 23, 2021

Maurissa 

A young lady who has lots of heart and cares for her family and friends sometimes she has a problem with getting so attached and emotional with her lovers but that only shows that she cares for that person when u get a girl like her dont let her go
Hey Maurissa are you going to that party?

No i just want to stay home with my boyfriend
Maurissa by Queendance171717 January 26, 2017

Maurissa 

A badass rug munching lesbo who will bitch slap your ass back to Africa if you fuck with her.

The lesbian leg-lock is her speciality and she loves double fisting.

When it comes to men a Maurissa usually has the ability to wrap her legs around your face, suck you in and spit you out!

Most people want her (and lots get Maurissas).
Person 1: That girl is so hot!
Person 2: I know - she's such a Maurissa!
Maurissa by OthelloBloke October 30, 2010

Maneurism 

An aneurism in the brain caused by excessive amounts of meat.
I ate an entire cow at one sitting, got a maneurism, and had to go to the hospital.
Maneurism by Craig Bloch-Hansen April 28, 2004