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1. shark
this is a move when you have your girl get on her knees doggystyle and you stand across the room naked. then you put your hands together above your head and mimic a shark, all the while your humming the JAWS theme song. you make your way across the room and when you get near her you hump her as hard as you can sending her head crashing into the wall.
Q: How did you get that bump on your head?
A: The boyfriend did the shark last night.
by Peter Johnson wang Mar 21, 2005 share this
2. shark
often used in pool or billiards to describe a hustler or very talented player.
There are pool sharks in many Paul Newman movies.
by Jonathan Feb 17, 2004 share this
3. Shark
VERB {male}: To inadvertently or purposefully poke a partner in the side/butt/etc. with an erect penis while sleeping next to them.
No, no, no! YOU be the little spoon tonight, dear. If you shark me awake again, I'll smack you square in the fin, savvy?
4. Shark
And I always though that a Shark was a carnivorous, cartilagenous, generally torpedo-like fish.
*Jaws theme* dan dum, dan dum, dandumdandumdandumtututuuuudandumdandumdandum...*
by MexG Nov 24, 2004 share this
5. Shark
A person, usually male, who is preoccupied with getting laid at whatever party he's at.
Jeremy's been flirting with like twenty girls tonight. What a shark! Too bad he's striking out.
by Xaq Webb Dec 3, 2004 share this
6. Shark
(n.) An older student of Oxford University who is known for preying on younger students, especially freshers, to fulfill his or her various sexual needs.
(v.) To shark: To attempt to pick up a younger student
(v.) To get sharked: To be picked up by an older student
Student one: Hey did you see Amy last night?
Student two: Yeah. What a shark! I saw her try to pick up three different younger guys.

Student one: Well, knowing her, I'm sure at least one of them got sharked.
7. shark
SHARK> You might look at but would never swim with ;)

An attractive female under the legal age or consent in the UK.
Mike; Titch, on your left!
Titch; shark?
Mike; shit..she is fit tho :o
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