1 definition by OthelloBloke

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A badass rug munching lesbo who will bitch slap your ass back to Africa if you fuck with her.

The lesbian leg-lock is her speciality and she loves double fisting.

When it comes to men a Maurissa usually has the ability to wrap her legs around your face, suck you in and spit you out!

Most people want her (and lots get Maurissas).
Person 1: That girl is so hot!
Person 2: I know - she's such a Maurissa!
by OthelloBloke October 29, 2010

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