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mansmission 

n. (Slang) 1) A manual transmission; a stick-shift.
2) The preferred transmission for real men.
3) A class of cars that are arguably the most respected among car enthusiasts.
4) Arguably the best anti-theft system in North American cars.

v. -ed, -ing To assert dominance over your inferiors, esp. to people that drive automatics
Son: "Hey Dad, I just bought a new car. I was originally going to buy the one with the mansmission, but I thought the automatic was more practical for my taste."
Dad: "You're not my son."

The new Corvette comes with an 8 speed automatic or a 7 speed mansmission.

Man:"Hey, hot stuff, I drive a mansmission. My name is--"
Woman: "OMG call me. Can't wait for tomorrow night!"

Tired of his annoying friends, the man mansmissioned them, and they immediately stepped back into line. It was his final warning. "It's time I get new friends that drive a mansmission," he said. Those friends are looking for a new leader to this day.

manumissionary sex 

Having missionary sex and finishing while thinking about equal rights.
Did you hear Barrack and Michelle Obama only have Manumissionary sex?
manumissionary sex by ThatKidMarco December 28, 2018

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026