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1.
A place where medical facilities exist, that caters fro the wounded. Staffed by doctors and nurses, as well as specialist doctors.
Do you like hospital food?
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
 
2.
Where sick people live and doctors work.
Jimmy's uncle with cancer lives at the hospital.
by Kristin and Kristen Company November 08, 2006
 
3.
A place wit doctors 'n shit
My grandma got ghonnoria so she had to go to da hospital, you know.. The place wit doctors 'n shit.
by bingwang October 24, 2009
 
4.
A big building with patients.
"These people must be taken to a hospital."
"A hospital? What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."
by spiff328 December 30, 2008
 
5.
a torture chamber that in the ends make you all better.
while at the Hospital:
Doctor: so we are going to do alot of tests that will make you uncomfortable, starting with an MRI.
Me: what so bad about that?
Doctor: You cant move and it will take up to a couple hours.
Me: Fuck.
by Airplane Junky May 25, 2012
 
6.
A place where they mend your arm and leg and then demand both as payment for their services.
Dude, my hospital bill was $2000 even after they ran my top-of-the-line insurance! All I had was a broken finger!
by WelkinRing January 21, 2012
 
7.
Well. If I were a Christian, and I believed there was a Hell, then ANY and ALL hospitals are Hell, Hades, the Abyss, the Pit, Tartarus, etc.
Thank god I've only been to hell once, those devils scare me!
by Leiko October 06, 2004