A place where they mend your arm and leg and then demand both as payment for their services.
Dude, my hospital bill was $2000 even after they ran my top-of-the-line insurance! All I had was a broken finger!
by WelkinRing January 21, 2012
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A place where medical facilities exist, that caters fro the wounded. Staffed by doctors and nurses, as well as specialist doctors.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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a torture chamber that in the ends make you all better.
while at the Hospital:
Doctor: so we are going to do alot of tests that will make you uncomfortable, starting with an MRI.
Me: what so bad about that?
Doctor: You cant move and it will take up to a couple hours.
Me: Fuck.
by Airplane Junky May 26, 2012
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Where sick people live and doctors work.
Jimmy's uncle with cancer lives at the hospital.
by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006
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A big building with patients.
"These people must be taken to a hospital."
"A hospital? What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."
by spiff328 December 30, 2009
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My grandma got ghonnoria so she had to go to da hospital, you know.. The place wit doctors 'n shit.
by bingwang October 24, 2009
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a place where you exchange physical suffering for financial suffering
doctor: the operation was successful you got a new kidney, now you pay us 60,000 dollars
person: what how am i suppose to pay for that i already spent all my cash on the uber to the hospital
doctor: idk not my problem, sell your kidney i guess
by hunter of milfs 69 December 30, 2021
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