7 definitions by Ivan barrister
A condition of extremely veiny and elongated mammary glands. It first became popular in the mid 70s. Braless and unsupported, the stretched out veiny boobs dangled and created "granny tits' or "Blue veined danglers" typically found on D cups or larger. There is no cure for the disorder.
by Ivan barrister June 27, 2018
A variance of "Hump Day" which is on Wednesday, Some people actually get to hump , while other people may have to use their own palm. Hence "palm Wednesday"
by Ivan barrister April 2, 2023
A condition of chronic puffy labia fully up in them jeans. The full outline of a woman's lady parts stuffed deep in thier trousers. And or shorts. A bikini will work as well. What may not be included is a house dress or pajamas. If one is lucky enough to have a large puffy mound of dolphin beak, they mite benefit from acute kameltosis
by Ivan barrister June 7, 2018
Homeless as fuck means to have no means. Where homless people say " damn, that dude looks homless as fuck. No cart, no bags, no 3 legged dog. Real homeless.
by Ivan barrister January 4, 2018
Poop stuck is a feeling post pooping , it can create a sense of paralysis. As one starts to walk the victim feels like the sphincter is locked and it can stop you in your tracks. As the sphincter cools it unlocks and the person is able to freely move.
by Ivan barrister June 2, 2023
Carnival ass is a condition in which a mid western woman or maybe as far North as montana, is wearing white pants or shorts that develop stains from sitting on dirty carnival rides all day. Other antagonists may include dirty fingers, a rare case of mud butt, and in some cases spilled boxed wine that mite have been sat on. On rare occasions someone will go pantyless and you can catch some rough and curlies poking out the front.
Man, did you see that moms dirty ass getting of that coaster? Yeah. Looks like she shitter self. White pants sure are sexy tho. Good ol' Carnival ass
by Ivan barrister August 22, 2021
As one gets older, small things start slowly popping up. Such as the transition from board shorts to elastic waist shorts. Or jeans to sweat pants etc. Typically old manisms start in the early 40s.
by Ivan barrister December 28, 2021