Legate 

Stupid prat who plays the trumpet and looks like a lamp post, he likes to eat fudge and licks hayden out

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Legate by Samuel Horan April 26, 2005

Legiterally 

The form of legit and literally. Used to describe something that is literally and verifiably legit a specific way.

Yo, Conor. I legiterally banged that girl so hard last night. She squirted so much.

Legiterally by URBAN USERRR June 17, 2018

Legato Gelato 

Being both smooth and cool at the same time, the term originates from internet-rapper Zach Sherwin's similarly named music video on made-up slang.

"Tom is such a subtile douchebag. He needs to learn from Zach, who's more Legato Gelato!"

Legato Gelato by dNea October 28, 2013

legitemo

(lej-IT-imoh)
-adjective
1. legitimately emo.
2. any situation in which an individual finds themselves in a depressive mood, thusly affecting those around him/her.

-verb
1. the act of being legitimately emo.

Person A: Hey, what's Lars up to?
Person B: I'm not sure...last I heard, he had locked himself in his room. He kept saying something about "drowning his sorrows in Dashboard Confessional, tight pants, eyeliner, and hair gel."
Person A: Wow, that's legitemo...

legitemo by quademic December 5, 2009

Legiterly 

Legit and literally put together.

I'm Legiterly so tired!

Legiterly by ZO BIRD October 18, 2021

legalese 

A way of talking or writing used mostly by lawyers and corporations, as a way to explain and elaborate every square inch of the matter at hand - creating an airtight verbal bubble that leaves no room for ambiguity.

This is done by writing as little as possible with as many words as possible, in such a way that Average Joe won't have a single clue what is presented to him, yet agrees to it because he couldn't care less about reading page up and page down with all that legal nonsense before he gets to use his new computer program.

Average Joe: "Your program destroyed by PC! I'm suing!"
Big corporation: "You can't. You consented to waive all your customer-, civil- and moral rights upon agreeing to our Terms of Use license before using the product."
Average Joe: "How was I supposed to know that?! It was 72 pages written in legalese!"

legalese by 71aces February 2, 2009

legat 

a slightly altered version of the word "legit", but even better; meaning cool, awesome, sweet; the act of being legatamate; hung

Ah! Legat!

Ah! A watahpahk! Legat!

legat by Vinny Hung May 23, 2006