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1: Police Constable. A man or woman in a dark-blue uniform who is no longer allowed to enforce the law, instead spends all his/her time filling in paper-work and going after motorists in order to make the government more money. Also used as foot soldiers by the UK government.
2: Personal Computer. A computer used in the home.
3: Politically Correct. This probably started out as a well-intentioned idea involving not offending people, but now it is used by wily politicians and control freaks as a way of policing what everybody says and thinks. An argument can be lost when one of the Political Correctness dictators calls their opponent a 'racist'. The opponent will then be totally discredited, as being accused of racism in modern Britain is akin to being accused of witchcraft in the middle ages. There is no defence. The word 'racist' has lost its meaning, is now no more than the kind of word used as a childish insult by brain-doning yobs who haven't the first idea what the words they shout and scream actually mean.
Interviewer: Wouldn't it be fair to say, MP, that your record is a complete waste of space and you've broken all the promises you made before you were elected.
MP: (always pc) You're a racist.
Interviewer: Oh, sorry. I stand corrected. You're a lovely man after all.
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