jibbert 

Using feces as a lubricant to assist in manual stimulation of a mans genitals

"Dude it was awesome, first she started jerking me off but them she crapped in her hand and gave me a jibbert!"

jibbert by Duckula1234 January 1, 2012

flibbert jibbert 

when you just dont give a fuck about school

Ahh. fuck I hate school!

flibbert jibbert by Mo February 2, 2005

Jibber Jabber 

Jibber jabber is Incoherent and unintelligible rapid speech often in slang or patois. Used in the UK as a disparaging name for other languages such as French, Spanish or American.

“It was all jibber jabber. Couldn’t understand a dam’ word the wretched feller was sayin’, Jeeves.”
“But, Milord, he was an American.”
“Yes?”

Jibber Jabber by AKACroatalin June 4, 2015

Fleece Jibber 

the act of wearing very soft leisure pants without underwear and the material feeling so good on the genitals that it causes an orgasm

I bought these very soft sweatpants, they felt so good on my dick, id rather wear those and get a fleece jibber than have sex with my girlfriend.

Fleece Jibber by xacy December 2, 2011

Bus Jibber 

The 7'0, 400-lb quarterback of the Sarasota Seamen. According to legend, he was conceived when his mother cheeked the tailpipe of a school bus. The bus then drove away, never to be seen again. Because of this, as well as the struggles of being half-vehicle, Jibber had a difficult time finding an identity as he grew up. His only place to escape was on the football field. However, he persevered and now lives a happy life as a pro football quarterback.

Bus Jibber is great at trucking. Of course, that's because one of his distant relatives is a truck.

Bus Jibber by RamRancher20 January 30, 2021

Jibbers Crabst 

All hail our crustacean Lord and Savior™!

"I believe... that all things on this earth were created... by GOD!
And I don't mean Jesus. And I don't mean Buddha. And I don't mean Allah.
And I don't mean some general god that we can all rally around and believe in.
I mean my god, my town, and my church.
My god is a fire-breathing lobster who lives behind the rings of Saturn.
And his name is Jibbers Crabst."

(Matt Inman, keynote speaker at BAHFest West 2014)

Jibbers Crabst by Grinning Cat April 7, 2015

jibber-swill

Jibber-swill is a cheap beer or ripple, most often served in a can or box. Jibber-swill is the favorite beverage of park & pipe rats.

Cougars always look younger after knocking back some jibber-swill.

NEVER go cougar hunting without a healthy dose of jibber-swill!

jibber-swill by Jib Slice May 28, 2010