What happens when a bboying move, kickstep, goes completely wrong, mutated, dysfunctional, and looks utterly like shit. Apparently a new fad, which we all know will disappear in a few months. *This definition is somewhat compared between jerking and bboying(breakdancing), since we all know that nowadays we have idiots copying real shit off youtube and claiming it as their own "original" move* CHARACTERISTICS OF A JERKER: - Most jerkers tend to speak like a person who has had just one week of ESL. Bboy: "Shit bro, that session we had last night was dope as hell..."
Jerker: "yall niggas jerk? can u do spongebob?"
Bboy: "Wtf are you talking about?" - Jerkers tend to be African-American decent and are usually seen wearing tight ass pants, which is really fucking ironic since they were the ones making fun of people during the tight-pants-skater fad. - Jerkers tend to shit their pants a lot. Why the hell do they sag their skin tight pants so much? There has to be a reason behind that! - A bboy spends months-years mastering basic moves. Jerking is learned in 5 minutes off youtube. Now, how the hell do you call jerking an intricate dance? Yes I know this isn't a characteristic but I just wanted to throw this out... |
