Jerking is where you "jerk" your body wildly like a person having a seizure while standing up that synchronizes with some nonsensical so-called "music".
Apparently, all "jerks" are required by law to wear skinny jeans and they dance around where cars are and then get out of the traffic. (Seriously, can't they even block it or something?)
Yes. I'm a jerk. Let's jerk! Yeah! I'm jerking, man!
*This definition is somewhat compared between jerking and bboying(breakdancing), since we all know that nowadays we have idiots copying real shit off youtube and claiming it as their own "original" move*
CHARACTERISTICS OF A JERKER:
- Most jerkers tend to speak like a person who has had just one week of ESL.
Bboy: "Shit bro, that session we had last night was dope as hell..."
Jerker: "yall niggas jerk? can u do spongebob?"
Bboy: "Wtf are you talking about?"
- Jerkers tend to be African-American decent and are usually seen wearing tight ass pants, which is really fucking ironic since they were the ones making fun of people during the tight-pants-skater fad.
- Jerkers tend to shit their pants a lot. Why the hell do they sag their skin tight pants so much? There has to be a reason behind that!
- A bboy spends months-years mastering basic moves. Jerking is learned in 5 minutes off youtube. Now, how the hell do you call jerking an intricate dance? Yes I know this isn't a characteristic but I just wanted to throw this out
INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT JERKING
- Jerking looks like shit, hmm self explanatory on that one.
- Jerkers tend to use moves from bboying, such as knee drops, half assed inverts, simple freezes, etc. Again, can be learned in 5 minutes.
- Jerking is just retarded, do not be caught in this trend or whatever you wanna call it. If you want to see real shit, go to your local jam and hop in a cypher. I swear if you pull off your jerking bullshit you will not only get fucking slaughtered but a good slap in the face.
*Gets pushed aside, kicked in the face, and used as a human speed stimulator to determine who has the strongest and fastest kicking flares*
Jerking is retarded, end of discussion. If you want to learn a real dance, learn bboying. At least you feel accomplished getting new moves or getting props from real niggas at jams.