iPhonitis 

The numbing of the tip of your fingers from rubbing against an iPhone screen.

I've got iPhonitis from surfing the web on my iPhone all day.

iPhonitis by Revival99 January 8, 2009

iphonism 

the unintended word choice produced by the auto-correct function when texting on an i-phone.

i "ducking" hate when my iphone screws up my texts ... it makes me want to "pinch" someone in the face. i really "ducking" hate an iphonism.

iphonism by cappalucas October 1, 2009

Iphonestipation 

Unable to defecate unless looking at or using an iPhone.

I couldn't open my bowels because I lost my phone, I have Iphonestipation.

Iphonestipation by DrDTPres November 28, 2014

iPhonister 

A male iPhonista. A very savvy iPhone user.

Derek is such a multi-tasking iPhonister! Not only did he take a photo while making a phone call ... he responded to emails at the same time!

iPhonister by VGVGVGVG August 6, 2012

Iphonesturbate 

Fiddle with your iPhone constantly even when you aren't using it for anything specific.

You would rather iphonesturbate than talk to me. Yes, that's true.

Iphonesturbate by Adamssapple August 15, 2010

iPhonista 

A very savvy iPhone user.

Can you believe she took that photo with an iPhone? She is such an iPhonista!

iPhonista by VGVGVGVG August 6, 2012

iPhonite 

A person who continuously checks their iPhone for facts which he/she uses to school people with.
OR
Someone who cannot be parted from their iPhone at anytime due to serious infatuation with the device.

iPhonite: "I wonder why there is a 57 on the side of this ketchup bottle."

Normal human: "Who the hell cares?"

iPhonite: *whips out iPhone* "Well according to this the 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had!"

Normal human: "You are such a fucking iphonite."

iPhonite by Starky05 November 8, 2011