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iPhonite 

A person who continuously checks their iPhone for facts which he/she uses to school people with.
OR
Someone who cannot be parted from their iPhone at anytime due to serious infatuation with the device.
iPhonite: "I wonder why there is a 57 on the side of this ketchup bottle."

Normal human: "Who the hell cares?"

iPhonite: *whips out iPhone* "Well according to this the 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had!"

Normal human: "You are such a fucking iphonite."
iPhonite by Starky05 November 8, 2011
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iPhonitis 

The numbing of the tip of your fingers from rubbing against an iPhone screen.
I've got iPhonitis from surfing the web on my iPhone all day.
iPhonitis by Revival99 January 8, 2009
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iPhonister 

A male iPhonista. A very savvy iPhone user.
Derek is such a multi-tasking iPhonister! Not only did he take a photo while making a phone call ... he responded to emails at the same time!
iPhonister by VGVGVGVG August 6, 2012

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012