The process by which the activities of everyday life are colonised by Apple's mobile phone, the iPhone.
Man, I iPhonised University Challenge the other day: I Shazamed that track on University Challenge, and got the answer before the guy from that University.
iPhonisation is rife in modern society. Let me take a video of it in iPhone HD.
Everything nowadays is iPhonised. For example,
A: "How will you remember my Birthday?"
B: "I'll add it to my iPhone."
A: "Where are we?"
B: "I don't know, but I'll check on Maps."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'