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Pretty much the coolest portable gadget ever made. It has only one button and everything else is operated by the touch screen. It's an ipod, a phone, and an internet browser. It can also be a remote control, computer mouse, electric razor, mouse trap, a taser, deodorant, hand grenade, a condom, wipes your ass, and gives you eternal life. John: Yo, Mike, we're going to a nightclub to get some action. You bring the condoms?
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A cell phone that adds "new" features once a year and calls them innovative. Most of these features are not new or innovative but rather common on other phones. Apple: This new iPhone will have voice chat! You'll be able to connect on a totally new level you've never been able to experience before!
Sane person: Didn't Nokia, Palm, Motorola, and Sony all have this, like, 3 years ago? Apple: ....NOT LIKE THIS! INNOVATION! |
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Prefer Having Optional Nonsense Everywhere Becoming widely wanted by people who wish to access information, entertainment anywhere. Recently launched IPhone 3G which allows users to have DSL-like connection. Phone is offered by AT&T for a rate of $80.00, which offers 400 minutes/200 Txt/Unlimited Data. Which is pricy to some young consumers. IPhone created by Apple, comes in 4GB/8GB which has functions of an IPod, with GPS, Cell functions, and internet capabilities mainly used for Youtube and Google. John: Dude, i'm getting an Iphone but the rates are ridiculous.
Dave: I know man, the minutes are like half if you pay for standard with data plan. John: I would so unlock one, but there goes the data.
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A great phone, but incredibly over-hyped by Apple-worshiping fanboys. While it is a very good phone, they will claim it is better than any other phone and proceed to call your phone lame. The Iphone will get a "new" feature that previous smartphones have had for years, and Apple will call it "Another Innovation" and charge you an extra 50 dollars for it. The Iphone is trapped on ATT's terrible network, and cant make a call without losing service. While it is a very competitive smartphone, there are plenty of phones that outclass it such as the HTC Evo 4g the Motorola Droid, or the Samsung Epic. When you ask an iphone user why there phone is better, they will likely give you a response akin to "Because its an iphone". Bob: "Hey Steve i just got an HTC Evo"
Steve: "Big freaking deal, i have an iphone" Bob: "Oh yeah? What makes it better?" Steve: "Its an iphone!" |
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an amazing product made by apple that completely changes the way people use cell phones - but all the people that are too poor to afford it whine and complain about how they hate it. person 1: i got an iphone!
person 2: you spent all that money on a phone? person 1: you know you want it person 2: yeah your right |
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1. An Apple creation (thanx to Steve Jobs & friends). 2. Initially underated but proved it's magnificence via an astounding staying-power in the cellular phone market. 3. Every haters worst nightmare. 4. A (f*cking incredible) substitute for a Black Berry. 5. Any damn thing you want it to be (well, given Mommy lets you use her credit card to download apps from the app store). 1. .::Apple Cult Meeting::.
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Steve Jobs : "Greetings minions ! I've got a plan today...let's create an uber versatile phone to dominate the cell phone market. We'll name it...the...uhm...the *thinks hard* Apple Minion : "I know! Let's call it the iPh--" Steve Jobs: "The iPhone! Yes! We'll name it the iPhone...jee...I didn't even need your help. 'Cos I'm the boss and I rule everything." 2. Dumbf*ck: "Gee, the iPhone is so whack. It has nothing." Me: Ok. Dumbf*ck, then tell me why you always using my phone to use the internet, iPod, navigation, camera, video and stuff. Mmmm, that's right, 'cos you want it you little b*tch!" 3. Me : *on my iPhone* Hater: "Get yourself a real phone. The iPhone's whack." Me: "And by 'real' phone do you mean a model similar to yours. Huh, don't think so." Hater: "Oh yeah, well I STILL think it's not cool." Me: "And I STILL think living at your mom's house is not cool." *Hater flees while crying like a little bitch...that he is, of course.* 4. Petunia: "What phone do you have?" Me: "iPhizzle my nizzle. U?" Petunia: "Black--" Me: "Black Berry? Why am I not surprised?" 5. Thanks to all the amazing apps at the app store, the iPhone can be a torch, mini recording studio equipment, magazine, tv, radio, iTrip, fortune teller, remote control, yoga instructor, dictionary, gaming device etc ...the list is endless! No, really!! |
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A phone/iPod made by Apple that looks good, so people shell out $600 for it. It doesn't have any actual new technology, and there are several phones that do all the iPhone can do and more for cheaper, but the iPhone is shiny and advertised all the time, so people buy it instead. Guy 1: I just bought a new iPhone, isn't it awesome?!
Guy 2: Nothing I haven't seen before.. why'd you waste the cash? Guy 1: Didn't need anything else. Guy 2: You didn't need that either. Guy 1: Good point.
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