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iPhonics 

iPhonics (n)

1. When your iPhone or other capable mobile device autocorrects something you wrote into something nonsensical.

2. When this same device fails to autocorrect your typo before you send or submit.
1. You try to type: Beeotch you don't owe dat cunt shit.

Your phone says: Bewitch you don't owe day vinyl ship.

Note: Vinyl? Seriously?

2. An attempt to post about iPhonics to facebook through my iPhone went horribly awry when I mistyped iPhoincs.
iPhonics by Jesterguru August 4, 2009
a disorder in which the inhabitant ignores people while listening to his ipod, causes inhabitant to pretend not to hear people, when he/she knows your talking to him, also refered to as being an asshole

caused by a parisite known as ipods

list of parisites: ipod shuffle, ipod 30gb, ipod 40gb, ipod nano, ipod mini, and all other ipods
mother:i think somethings wrong with my son!
doctor: you son has a severe case of ipoditis
mother:is there a cure:
doctor: yeah (takes ipod and smashes it)
kid: what the hell are you doing!?
doctor: withdrawl symptoms should last about a week...
ipoditis by johnathan in alabama January 2, 2007

Iphonatic 

A person who is overly attached to his/her iPhone.
She is such an iphonatic; she takes it into the bathroom. That iphonatic has 200 apps on his iphone.
Iphonatic by psnack February 11, 2009
A condition that affects a person while listening to their ipod/mp3. The condition prohibits the user from hearing anything or anyone. Can lead to other conditions such as being hit by traffic.
Brad: Hey john!
Harry: Dude, he cant hear, hes got ipoditis...
Brad: Oh, Damn it
iPoditis by bsindada September 13, 2008

Iphoneitis 

A sickness that leaves afflicted unable to function in society as they cannot stop messing with their IPhone.
Yes he got fired for not doing his job but it's not his fault he suffers from iphoneitis.
Iphoneitis by Vaez_vaez July 7, 2010

iPhoneism 

1.) complete addiction to the iPhone.
2.) teaching one to use the iPhone properly.
ex 1. Jack gave up his crack habbit, for the new iPhone!
ex2. Johns iPhoneism helped Pete figure out his new phone.
iPhoneism by unknownknown50 August 11, 2009