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1.
lower bowel. always referred to in the plural and also pertaining to the body action of having shit
medical officer: "have you opened your bowels today, morgan?"
morgan: no sir, i haven't been issued with any."
by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003
 
2.
The propper term for "Butt Cheeks."
I open my bowels in your general direction!
by Anonymous April 30, 2003