internoodle

The CAT 5/5e/6 cable that sits between a computer and a router. Typically these cables are long and white or yellow and therefore very noodly in appearance. The cable (noodle) connects you to the internet.

User: "I cant get my email"
IT: "Did you check that your internoodle is plugged in?"

by HisNoodlyAppendage November 14, 2009

Internoodle

A fun way of describing the internet if you have a phobia of nets

Hey bud! sorry I can't play Fallout 76 right now, the old Internoodle is acting up.

by Mysterious_pseudonym January 26, 2023