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introllect 

In-troll-ect: A clever cousin of the ubiquitious internet "troll". They, however, differ in content distribution. The typical troll wants to cause disruption; an introllect will cause disruption while simultaneously making intelligible arguments that conjure up validity which, in turn, makes the original person(s)n accusing of said trolling change his views on the topic, overall. The introllect is crafty and quick witted and WILL always have an opposing view to your own view. His main objective is to change the perception of which you've become fixated on.
Person 1: This guy on the internet just said that the iPhone "was" the best smartphone, but he is making a compelling argument and I think I'm agreeing with him. I have no idea why.

Person 2: Hey, you just came in contact with one of them INTROLLECTS, don't stare at his words, bro!

Person 1: I don't want my iPhone anymore...

Person 2: Dammit, I told you!!!
introllect by Ducati Lou January 21, 2013

Introdeuce 

1. To take a dump in a person's bathroom shortly after meeting them.

2. The mud monkey you unleashed into the toilet shortly after receiving the obligatory house tour.
Angry Friend: "Dude, I told you to introduce yourself, not introDEUCE yourself. Now my chick's entire apartment smells like dookey."

Bitch: "Girl, this bathroom smells like chud! We just got here... did some asshole already take an introdeuce?"

Douche: "I wouldn't go in there. I just left an introdeuce as a housewarming gift."
Introdeuce by TheNew90s April 22, 2011
to tangle one's pubes in there girlfriend/boyfriend's earing.
dustin had to shave all his pubes off because he got them intoogled in lindsay's earings
intoogle by a.c.930201 April 15, 2008

Introomer 

Introvert doomer

A doomer who is happy being alone
Introomer: "I don't have any friends but I do have a nice champaign for this lovely New Year's!"
Introomer by Anonymousmobster December 31, 2020

Indoodles 

Like indeed, but cuter.

Invented by Terri, who is a cute as the word.
"I need pirate loot."

"Indoodles!"
Indoodles by Me, Myself and Moi September 5, 2009

introdose 

When you introduce someone to a new drug. Especially when you are preparing the drug dose for them.
It's great to meet you Desiree. Let me introdose you to my fun friend molly.
introdose by techbuzz November 30, 2010