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to seek to learn or obtain information by asking
I heard you read a new book, may I inquire what it was about?
inquire by Dark_Slytherin January 24, 2006

Inquiver 

The man inquivered that his toes were burning
Inquiver by Inquiver February 11, 2022

Iquiterod 

Sarah Palin's Latest Arctic Sport.

The former Alaska Governor quit five colleges before finally graduating from the sixth. She quit her job in television. She and Todd quit their snow machine dealership in Big Lake. She quit her job as Mayor of Wasilla to run for lieutenant governor. She quit as chair of the Alaska Oil & Gas Conservation Commission. Now she has quit the governorship of the state she supposedly loves. Sarah Palin is a quitter. When the going gets tough, Sarah Palin quits.
Man, it's going to be tough to catch up to Palin in this year's Iquiterod.
Iquiterod by AshamedOvaries July 6, 2009
The thing in IB that is used to go deep and enjoy the moment, physical or mental.
Stefan inquired really deep into Espen.
Inquire by The inquiring man October 29, 2021

Pulling an Inquirer

If you are "pulling an Inquirer," it means you are so ignorant towards whatever it is you are talking about that you make up stories, words, and phrases to take attention away from the fact that you're a complete moron. "Pulling an Inquirer" only works on people with a level of stupidity greater than or equal to your own.
Noob (ie Option): Dood! I heard Intel's releasing an 13 core CPU optomized only for gamers with a COD4 ranking of 50 or higher! wtfBBQsauceHAX

TLD to Kops: Options pulling an Inquirer again...

INQUISEATER 

Pronounced: In-quiz-eater 1. The person at the table who constanly asks,"Are you gonna eat that?" 2. A person that asks too many questions about the meal they have ordered before it is even prepared.
1. I hate having lunch meetings with bob. He is such an inquiseater. I can't even take my fork away from the food for five seconds, before he starts asking, " Are you gonna finish that?" I hate it! 2. Oh, my god! I had dinner with jenny, and it was a nightmare! She is a raging inquiseater. It took us twenty minutes just to order our food, with her questions about the calorie content, trans fat content, where the veggies were grown, were they organic, blah, blah, blah. I wanted to rip my hair out!
INQUISEATER by Brittany T April 22, 2008
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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