illogicate 

to make someone smarter by means of severe beatings with textbooks

americans should use this method to educate their dumbass bomb making, gun toting, wife beating children

illogicate by Ninjalo March 24, 2004

Illogical

Spocks favorite saying

" Captain Kirk, that is highly illogical"

Illogical by Carrotk May 31, 2009

illogical

Not possible; unlikely; very rare.

"DUDE! I CAME TO THE YEAR 3000!!"
"Yo. That's illogical. I can't have it."

illogical by xxbnmmnbxx November 17, 2007

bio-illogical clock 

the internal physiological mechanism responsible for causing one to wake up at workday times on the weekend.

also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.

"it's saturday, go back to sleep!"
"i can't, it's my bio-illogical clock on the fritz again."

bio-illogical clock by geek.neo March 5, 2010

Illogical

Something or someone incapable of applying or void of logic.

All Boomers are illogical with regards to the environment

Illogical by 456a13 November 11, 2019

bio-illogical clock 

The unreasonable state of mind, typically suffered by females, once a particular age is reached causing overly emotional, unstable and erratic behaviour predominantly concerning the immediate needs of spawning parasitical offspring.

As sure as Summer, the feared bio-illogical clock transformed this fine woman, of such beauty to make the Angels weep, into a terrifying beast of breeding.

bio-illogical clock by Onyx Lioness June 28, 2010

Illogicalparanoidaccuser 

Someone who gets off on accusing others of stealing, or theft. Guilt trip, superiority complex. A person who wants attention.

An illogical personality that may worsen with alcohol consumption.

One who enjoys putting guilt trips on people.

Someone who constantly accuses others of doing something that's UNTRUE!

That person is illogicalparanoidaccuser a for wrongfully accusing me of stealing a toothbrush.

Illogicalparanoidaccuser by NotEmbarrasingAtAll March 22, 2013