illogicate

to make someone smarter by means of severe beatings with textbooks

americans should use this method to educate their dumbass bomb making, gun toting, wife beating children

by Ninjalo March 24, 2004

Illogical

Spocks favorite saying

" Captain Kirk, that is highly illogical"

by Carrotk May 31, 2009

illogic

A sick underground rapper, whose lyrics show that he is a certified genius

Person # 1; Yo u catch that new illogic song
Person # 2: Yeah that thing is BO$$$

by Dan tha stay fresh king of the east coat underground May 5, 2008

illogical

Not possible; unlikely; very rare.

"DUDE! I CAME TO THE YEAR 3000!!"
"Yo. That's illogical. I can't have it."

by xxbnmmnbxx October 30, 2007

illogy

To be filled with poorly fabricated logic.

"Your statement is full of illogy."

by David A.D.II May 29, 2007

Illogical

Something or someone incapable of applying or void of logic.

All Boomers are illogical with regards to the environment

by 456a13 November 11, 2019

Illogicity

Illogical stupidity - When someone just doesn't seem to comprehend rational and logical thought, and makes decisions that would baffle anyone with any sense. What makes illogicity unique is that the subject believes him/herself to be undertaking the correct action, making a decision based on fact and circumstance. The truth of the matter is, however, that they are performing the most illogical possible outcome that could be derived from any situation, and are blind and oblivious to this matter.

He wanted a people carrier in a hot climate. I wanted a convertible. He bought the people carrier. In his head this made sense. In my head I knew illogicity was at work.

by Illogicity October 26, 2011