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Offspring 

You are your Mother and Father’s offspring. Offspring is an animal’s young that is produced as a result of sexual intercourse. When applied to humans, offspring is a person’s child or children.

The production of offspring is only possible through sex between a male and a female, also known as heterosexual sex. Thus, heterosexual sex is essential to the survival of humans and the vast majority of animal species, because if there were no new offspring then humans and animals would cease to exist.

Reproduction is the process of producing offspring.

In some animals such as starfish and wasps, offspring are produced asexually.
You are the offspring of your mother and father. They had sex so you could be alive.
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Offspring 

buy sum of their older CDs...it'll change the way u think of them
Smash (1994)
Ignition (1992)<I think
The Offspring (1989)
Offspring by unknown_user March 31, 2004

offspring 

1. result of reproduction
2. The coolest band ever! see The Offspring
1. The elephant's offspring was born yesterday.
2. I love The Offspting!

Offspring 

Offspring are the greatest band ever, their older stuff is def better, smash being the best album n ixnay on the hombre rocks too.
Drivers r rude, such attitudes, but when i show my piece, complaints cease, something's odd, i feel like i'm god, you stupid dumbshit godam motherfucker - Bad Habit
Offspring by dEnIaLrEvIsItEd February 22, 2005

offspring 

an amazin punk band that blows green day out if the water
the noose is fallin
and all my freiend are crawling
the noose is falling
the ememies are riseing
offspring by giner March 16, 2005

offspring 

good band.... bad habit pretty fly self esteem others but i forgot
offspring is the shit
offspring by ummm July 22, 2003

offspring 

awesome friggin band buddy. You should get some o their stuff its pretty frigging good.
offspring by SexInTheShity October 22, 2003