Hyde Park Hatian fake out 

A common condition in which hatians poorly fake symptoms of life threatning illness
Symptoms include but are not limited to
1. Yelling
2. Extremities flailing in every direction w/ associated screaming.
3. Profusely sweating (not due to actual illness)
4. shortness of breath (while speaking in full sentences)
5. Inability to walk with or without assistance.

The hyde park hatian is very sly, cunning, slippery, smelly and loud. even though they are as dumb as door nails they find ways of getting stuff free and staying out of trouble by playing stupid.

just remember never believe a hyde park hatian is sick.

johnny: i was at shaws yesterday and this man had a full blown case of the hyde park hatian fake out.

Hyde Park Hatian fake out by frankie bisquick October 13, 2008

Newborn Hatian 

When you take a hot shit and even though it's your own work it makes you want to choke.

Man, I had a Newborn Hatian this morning. It stunk so bad I almost threw up!

Newborn Hatian by miggelzworth October 19, 2010

Fringlisharussion punk Nazi who's too dumb to be a Hatian 

A term of contempt. There are those in the world who are not racist, yet say racist like things in order to insult someone, for example, "You jew!" This term is a combination of many of these into one phrase. It originated from a gaming experience when one man had customized his character to have various equipment from England, France, United States of America, Russia, and Germany (in a world war two game, hence the "nazi") His opponant then quickly came up with this contemptful insult, combining all the nationalities, and a little racist sounding insult of his own at the end.

Richardo: Dude check out my equip (lists all different nationalities of equip).

#Joe: You Fringlisharussion punk Nazi who's too dumb to be a Hatian!

Richardo: Hahaha! what the heck?

Fringlisharussion punk Nazi who's too dumb to be a Hatian by #Joe January 24, 2008

Haitani Ran 

A hot, rich, embarrassing Goth from the anime Tokyo Revengers who mistakes non-dead/injured people as dead cuz of Goth, brotherly sentiment; for he has a precious Goth brother named Haitani Rindou.

Person 1: Haitani Ran just like me fr: Needs glasses to match with his brother or he mistakes the living for the dead sometimes.

Person 2: I want Haitani Ran to ambush me then hit me with a rod stick.

Person 3: I want Haitani Ran to close my eyes as if I were supposedly passing away.

Haitani Ran by Kazutora's Pet Cat September 28, 2021

bored hating 

Hating because you're bored and you have nothing else to do with your time so you hate for entertainment, attention, or to pass the time I.e trolling,negative comments etc

(Concert)
Guy 1:can we go now
Guy2:we just got here
Guy1: and we need to "just" leave

Guy2: this concert was sold out and he's one of the top 5 artist in the country hitting platinum with his last 3 albums
Guy1: I mean the songs aren't even that good

Guy2:oh shit he just pulled up in a Bugatti

Guy1: he makes the car look slow
Guy2: that outfit hella lit
Guy1:I mean its ok it's just clothes
Guy2: yo can you shut cho bored hating ass up and try to enjoy yourself

bored hating by Small Fry guy October 30, 2017

Hatman

The mysterious dark hatted apparition that many DPH/deliriant users see in their drug-induced nightmare come to life.

Guy high on Benadryl: ah fuck it's the Hatman!

Hatman by K-Dogg1 January 19, 2020

Hautian Hoochie 

ho-SHIN HOOCH-ee –noun

A class of female currently residing in Terre Haute, Indiana, usually between the ages of 16 and 24. They can be identified by their enthusiastic use of facial cosmetics, skin which is tanned to an excessive degree, and an IQ approximately equal to that of the Hexaprotodon Liberiensis, otherwise known as the Pygmy Hippopotamus.

(Note: Upon exceeding their expiration date, the female will increase in bodily volume at an exponential rate.)

Mark: "Dude! check out the basket of buns at 2 o'clock"

Winston: "The specimen in question appears to be a Hautian Hoochie. I would advise the classic 'Pump then Jump' maneuver."

Hautian Hoochie by Hero523 August 4, 2007