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by D.C.A2911 October 23, 2016
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Besides having the biggest dicks of all other religions, (besides mormons), Jews were instrumental in bringing about the weekend. Unions will try to take this credit, but it was the Jews.
We should thank the Jews for having weekends
by str8pmpn June 30, 2014
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Junior Enlisted Warrior. In the Marine Corps grades E-1 through E-3. The working class.
Corporal "bring me the jews"
Other corporal " why lift with your back when you can lift with your lance corporals"
by CapDaddyLaFlame August 10, 2016
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A descendant of Biblical Hebrews. They are characterized by olive skin, men having frizzy beards, and often brown eyes.
"I'm of Jewish descent." "Adam Sandler is the funniest Jew around!"
by A Jew named Britt May 27, 2005
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1. noun. a person who is descended from a jew (mother or father, does not matter, apparently a lot of jews don't even know this)
2. noun. a person who practices judaism
3. noun. a person who considers themselves a 'member of the tribe' (the 12 tribes, all desdended from Abraham). there are people who consider themselves ethnically, socially, and/or culturally jewish though they do not practice judaism. Jews refer to non-jews as 'gentiles.'


4. verb. to cheat someone, to get someone down on their price, to be stingy
No one in our family actually practices judaism, though we are aware of our roots and celebrate several jewish holidays, Hannukah, purim, etc.. sort of like a lot of christians celebrate christmas but don't go to church....
by itsstuckinmymouth March 22, 2009
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The people who hold all the world's power, and who are responsible for everything bad that's ever happened. If things aren't going your way, it's the Jews' fault.
Bob: How did a bunch of backwards cave-dwellers manage to pull of 9-11?
Mary: Because the Jews did it.

Bob: Why won't my damn computer start up?!
Mary: It's the Jews.

Bob: How much longer is this boring movie going to last?
Mary: Shhh. Jews.
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