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by D.C.A2911 October 23, 2016
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A person who can be in an oven or an ashtray.. or maybe both
Hitler: What the fuck is that black powder behind my door?
Bush: Probably a Jew
by Ryanmeister May 18, 2017
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Junior Enlisted Warrior. In the Marine Corps grades E-1 through E-3. The working class.
Corporal "bring me the jews"
Other corporal " why lift with your back when you can lift with your lance corporals"
by CapDaddyLaFlame August 10, 2016
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A descendant of Biblical Hebrews. They are characterized by olive skin, men having frizzy beards, and often brown eyes.
"I'm of Jewish descent." "Adam Sandler is the funniest Jew around!"
by A Jew named Britt May 27, 2005
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Verb: To steal something from someone and never return it.
I jewed your family.
by chawse123 September 07, 2016
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The people who hold all the world's power, and who are responsible for everything bad that's ever happened. If things aren't going your way, it's the Jews' fault.
Bob: How did a bunch of backwards cave-dwellers manage to pull of 9-11?
Mary: Because the Jews did it.

Bob: Why won't my damn computer start up?!
Mary: It's the Jews.

Bob: How much longer is this boring movie going to last?
Mary: Shhh. Jews.
by giantslor September 02, 2016
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Joe: yo, let's go out and get something to eat
Dennis: nah bro, I got no money

Joe: you just got paid yesterday!!! Ain't you hungry?
Dennis: but I rather not eat and save money...
Joe: man... Fine! I'll pay for you, why you gotta be such a jew
by Browniebaby1 October 28, 2013
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