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Handiproof

When something is designed specifically to make access difficult for people, normal or otherwise, thus making them appear handicap.

Can be used as a verb or adjective.
Person 1: Why is this CD case so hard to open!?
Person 2: Oh, they've handiproofed it to prevent theft.
Handiproof by twotonnes December 18, 2011

Handiphone 

A Charlieissocoollike commercial promoting a surgical procedure designed to make your hand into a phone. Permenantly.
Handiphone, Handiphone,
It's a hand but it's a phone
as well!
Handiphone by Youaresocoollike June 30, 2009

Handipoon 

1) A handicapped female confined to a wheelchair.

2) A handicapped female that is drunk and or passes out.
Nathan: See that girl in that wheelchair?

David: Yeah man, that's handipoon.
Handipoon by Nick BG Brown January 2, 2009

Handspooge 

1.A liquid that is produced by a males testies.

2.Semen, caused to leave body due to penis being jerked off my a hand.
Ducktape watched Kimmykakes and got Handspooge everywhere.
Handspooge by Morgan G September 5, 2008

Handicop 

a cop that is handicapped that can’t do shit
Person 1: Look at that cop over there! He is handicapped.

Person 2: He’s a handicop.

Person 1: Ohh because he’s handicapped and he’s a cop.
Handicop by fuck me joe April 18, 2020

handpooping 

Handpooping is what happens when your repeated attempts at shitting under the table at your staff party's venue are foiled and you're forced to proceed with plan B.
Search "Nasty .. Toronto Woman Poops In Her Hand After Club Night And Tosses it like Nothing Happen" on YouTube.

Note: No bathrooms were harmed in the pinching of these loaves. #handpooping
handpooping by mookalina October 23, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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