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Handpooping is what happens when your repeated attempts at shitting under the table at your staff party's venue are foiled and you're forced to proceed with plan B.
Search "Nasty .. Toronto Woman Poops In Her Hand After Club Night And Tosses it like Nothing Happen" on YouTube.

Note: No bathrooms were harmed in the pinching of these loaves. #handpooping
by mookalina October 23, 2013